It’s really sad when you new blogger go to all the effort of starting a WordPress blog only to be let down by the theme and design that they choose.
In fact, it can have a terrible effect on how well that blog performs over time.
In this post I’m going to show you how to make your WordPress theme look as cheap and ugly as possible. If you are doing any of these things it’s time to take a good hard look at your relationship to WordPress.
NOTE: This post is very tongue in cheek. Don’t take it too seriously.